Joke of the day

Joke of the day

31 August 2017

Just for a laugh.
So I don’t think I’ve told you this one..

One day Susie walked into a pet store, to buy a new puppy for the family, and she couldn’t find one that she wanted. Though she saw a big beautiful parrot in a cage by the window. The parrot said “Hello” to her, and she noticed a price tag on the cage saying just $50.
Susie asked the pet shop owner why the parrot was so cheap.

The pet shop owner replied to her “Ma’am this is a big beautiful talking parrot, which would normally cost more than a thousand dollars. But I can’t lie to you, he is less expensive because his former home was a brothel.. and he might have learned a few naughty words. That’s why the low price for him.”
Susie thought about it for a moment, and said “I’ll take him.”

When she got home, she set up the parrot in his new cage, and the parrot looked around, and looked happy, and said “New house, new madam. New house, new madam.”
To which Susie thought oh my, though they aren’t really naughty words.

For the next few hours, the parrot didn’t say anything further, and Susie wondered what other words he might know.

When her daughters arrived home from school that afternoon, the parrot looked at them and said “New house, new madam, new girls.”
To which Susie was a bit shocked, but thought oh well, the girls won’t know what he’s talking about.

She thought, hmm, the parrot says new words when he sees new people. I wonder if he will say anything when my husband gets home from work.

Later that day, Susie’s husband gets home from work. The parrot looks at him, gives a chirp, and says “Hello Keith.”